Let's Jog to the Airport!

It was brought to my attention that not enough people in the world know what a jog from Nic's Apartment of Endless Fun to the Nagasaki Airport actually looks like.  It was actually more of a sudden realization, right after I smashed my littlest toe on the corner of my bed which I do at least once a day, hard enough to bring tears to my eyes.

Keep in mind, I'm not a professional photographer so I always take photos with my phone camera, in terribly dim settings with my camera directly facing the light source.

So first of all, if you leave my house and round the corner toward the skull-train-preschool, you will take the road straight toward the ocean until it comes to a "T," where you will see this cat.  He will most likely be in this position and looking straight at you.  He is most likely a"he."

Take a right at the cat.  You will see boats.

Continue along the road.  You will have to take a corner around a warehouse.  Then the view opens up.

Keep jogging.  You're on the right path.  If you jog too far and decide you can't possibly continue, every few hundred yards (or "meters" as they call them here) there is a gap in the wall where you can freely commit yourself unto the sea.

But if you can manage to keep going, you'll hit patches of the path that look like bits o heaven.  Or at least if the lighting is right it will look like you're jogging toward heaven.

In the final moment, if you look left you will see this island.  Some day I will own a castle and it will be on this island.  I feel like the phrase "in the final moment" came from a bad translation somewhere, but it's stuck in my head right now so I had to squeeze it in somewhere.

Along the journey of life, you will face obstacles.  But there is usually a crudely made stone path off to the side to get around them.

At some point you'll look at the path ahead of you and be like "This is definitely longer than I originally thought."

Then you realize youre in The Labyrinth and you keep looking around for David Bowie. 

This is the part where I was like "That's easily the biggest pineapple I've ever seen."

Then you jog alongside Morizono Park(?) where there are a lot of attractive people watching you jog, but you don't take pictures of them because that would be weird.

At last you come to the statue called "Hey Guys, I Think We Parked Over Here."

And just beyond that, your last chance to rent a car before the airport, and the bridge that leads to the airport itself.

This bridge to the airport is pretty quiet late at night, so it's easy to dance in the middle of.

Any questions?