Tuesday, February 12, 2013

I Think It Enhances Their Dongles

Ok, I'll be honest.  It was easy to forget to blog yesterday because I did hardly anything.  I had the day off, and I barely even left the house.  It did cross my mind once to blog about laundry and dishes, but then I decided not to do those either.



Even when I did leave the house yesterday, it was only to walk down this twisty, narrow, high, dangerous path toward the grocery store.  I like to think of it as a short-cut of sorts, because it's almost a straight-ish line from my apartment to the grocery.  Even though there's about a 4-foot drop-off on the right to a shallow, rock-bedded creek and a couple of feet drop-off to the left into a rice(?) field, and I don't fully know whether or not I'm allowed to walk on it, I like to walk on it and feel important.  Also, it's not really a shortcut, because the road that I have to cross once I get to the end of the shortcut is so busy that I have to walk all the way to the crosswalk which is nearly halfway back to my apartment.  But in the end, I always make it to the store, and they always ask me if I have a point card, and I always say no, and they always say thank you and ring me up, and I skip home on my treacherous path.







I did finally manage to get a couple of mangy cats caught on film as I've promised so many times.  And by film, I mean microSD card. Unfortunately, the really mangy ones ran off before I snapped the picture.  You see, there were four. And it was very clear that these two loved each other, and pretty clear that the other two were fond of PDAs and thus watching.  But as soon as I walked up the other two ran off in embarrassment and these two turned back to back like "What?  We were just standing here."  So I took this picture before they had a chance to run off, and then I thought I'd make that "chk chk here kitty kitty" sound to try and get a better photo.  Well, they both turned and looked at me and started inching toward me licking their lips, so I high-tailed it outta there before they could get me and my groceries.

We have a new guest at work, and he's staying in the apartment next to mine.  I've been told that he's really nice and lots of fun, and he'll probably take us all out to dinner at least once before he leaves and he might even come knocking on my door more than once and take me out for dinner because he loves hanging out and taking people out to eat.  My coworkers keep telling me to play dumb if dinner comes up so I can be like "Sushi?  What's that?  I think I've heard of it before, but I've never tried it..." and then he'll take us all out for sushi.  But I feel more inclined to say "Dinner in Thailand?  What's that?  I think I've heard of it before, but I've never tried it..."

As a final note, I think everyone who is or has a BF should have one of these installed, even though I'm not yet sure what it does to them:

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