Sunday, July 12, 2015

The Walken Dead

In this blog I continue to document how my son continues to document his trip to Japan. Let's have a looksie...

Here he is enjoying the Japanese public transit system.

Here he is blending in with the locals.
Here he is looking at the wrong monument.
Here he is texting when he could be having a birthday drink at a bar.
Here he is texting when he could be enjoying a beautiful view.
Here he is holding a big bug.
Here he is singing when he could have been giving a pep talk.
Here he is enjoying his seventeenth birthday with his dad when he could have been doing something or other.
Here he is looking at an island likely inhabited by zombies.

Bonus picture: boat captain who was hell-bent on steering us to our death
Luckily we survived, despite the high waves, questionable weather, circling sharks, and probable zombies.



Friday, July 3, 2015

Wherein My Son Enjoys a Japan

"If you're going to start late, you might as well start big" is a saying that I just now made up but it comes to mind whenever I think about Simon's travels. Simon had never left the country before July 1st. Now he's a world traveler. Let me show you in a brief photo essay how that unfeld.

Here he is saying farewell to his old life which happens to be sitting directly in front of him on the airplane.
You can see how serious he is about this.

Here he is so incredibly excited to be in Japan, a place he's wanted to visit most of his life.
Solemnly reflecting on such a great opportunity.

When we finally got to eat he was like "omg I am liek totally going to take a pic of this food right here on this tray" and then he totally did take a picture of it.

Right now we haven't gotten much further than that so here are some Japanese cats.

Bonus picture: who wants to play a quick game of UFO Colon?



Monday, January 27, 2014

12 Midwestern Bacons Every Baconer Needs To Try

12 Midwestern Bacons Every Baconer Needs To Try

Challenge your inner baconnoisseur by adding these to your must eat list.posted on 

  1. Basic with Refreshing Cucumber Water
  2. Old-Fashioned
  3. Classic Simple Breakfast
  4. Midge
  5. The Hunt
  6. Exotic
  7. Standard Midwest Decor
  8. "Wish You Were Here"
  9. Saved for Later
  10. On the Go
  11. Midwest Dieter
  12. Winter Storm of '014

YOUR REACTION?

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Neverending Story

It seems like I thought my adventures would end when my trip to Japan ended.  But that could not be farther from the truth.  Apparently I still like to travel a lot, and on short notice.  This coming week I will have been back in the United States for exactly three weeks and one and a half of those will have been spent travelling.  To Colorado Springs, of course!

I would like to share some travel safety tips for any of you who are considering flying for the first time.  These tips are courtesy of United Airlines and the TSA.

1.  In the event that you have the ugliest baby in the world, you can use this flotation device to safely leave him/her for someone else to find in the ocean.

2.  If you see a spooky man who can start fires, cause glass to explode, and stir the oceans with his eyebeams, do not open the door for him.


3.  Don't just sit at the top of slide pooping!  Run and jump, it's funner!

Also as a final note, do you remember the very large tanuki that stood out front of my friend's tavern?  Here's a reminder:



This tanuki is going to be mine.  No, this isn't one of those hopeful statements like "someday, this too shall be part of my kingdom."  No no, in real life, my friend remodeled his restaurant and is going to send me this tanuki.  This tanuki is taller than Jude, and probably taller than Eve.  And it's going to get on a boat and sail straight to my door.  And yes, that is his gigantic HonorĂ© de Balzac hanging there between his legs.  Let the jealousy begin.


Oh!  One last thing I need to mention.  The winds of change are blowin'; this seems to be a year of rebirth and reunion.  So far just this year I have had the fortune of being reunited with and old college friend, and old high school friend, a long-lost host sister, and (this coming weekend) a long-lost cousin.  All of these have been probably at least 10 year reunions.  So put your name on a list somewhere because I'm coming for you next.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Storm's A-Brewin'

It's been nearly a week since my last post.  Once again, a lot has happened in said week.  That's actually the reason WHY I haven't posted.  But here's a brief rundown of what happened in my week:

June 13th: Posted previous blog post!
June 14th: Dinner and drinks at my favorite place!
June 15th: Karaoke with company folk!
June 16th: American-Style Birthday Party!
June 17th: Packing!
June 18th: Conveyor-belt Sushi!
June 19th: Tonight!

There you go.  Here's the same story in pantomime:

Previous blog.
Photo of dinner and drinks at my favorite place not available.  Here's a dragon.
Company karaoke.
This picture is way cuter than the one where I'm at her birthday party.  But it was fun!
Wait, this isn't packing.  This is getting out of hand.
(Conveyor belt sushi)
When your best friend makes awesome Chinese food, you eat it.  I couldn't take a picture fast enough for there to be much left.
Now of course after a post like this you're thinking "What could possibly be left to show of Japan?"

I have a couple of things left to show of Japan.  Every "prefecture" ("state") has it's own "mascot" ("mascot").  At work we have a poster of all the mascots.  Here is a sampling of them, with my editorial commentary in yellow:
I don't mean "that thing" as in "the dot on his forehead".  I mean "that thing" as in "him."

Last thing.  This sign is in the lobby of the post office.  Please no negative stereotypes in the comments.


Thursday, June 13, 2013

You Might As Well Throw Away Your Kobe Beef

So much has happened since the last time I blogged, even though I only let about a week go by this time!  Where I left off last was of course having an awesome time in Nagasaki with Izumi and Sumihiro, my two favorite people.  Also a giant centipede which was a "little" centipede, and the promise to get pictures of a big one wrapped all the way around the border of the city, which I'm still waiting on.

I greeted the weekend with open arms.  My boss wanted to take me out of town on Saturday, and as is common with bosses and holidays, he said we should plan on leaving town even earlier than I normally even leave my house for work.  So I got up about 10 minutes before he got there and took the world's fastest shower because it takes me about 9 and a half minutes to get dressed for some reason.  Here's a picture of me in the shower:

We drove and drove and drove and drove until finally we came to a town known to the locals as "Hirado" and known to everyone else also as "Hirado."  Hirado has, hands down, the finest beef in all of Japan.  I don't know why the rest of the world is gaga (no reference to Lady) over Kobe beef.  We ate the most wonderful steak lunch.

That steak practically melted in my mouth.  It was so tender and juicy.  And then it came with dessert.


But I'm getting ahead of myself.  I guess I was a little too excited about the food.  BEFORE the food, we spent like 5 hours hiking around town to various historic sites and panoramic views.  Here's the Hirado Castle:


Actually, that's a minor outlying building of the castle, taken from the top floor of the main castle building.  We also went to see a view of temples and a church, 110 meters to the left of this sign:


I suppose you want to see what that looked like.  I'll have to post that in the next blog, I didn't get a great shot of it so I'll have to get it from my boss.  But here's a picture of him getting a great shot of it.


We also climbed a lot of stairs.


After all that, I went back to Omura, where I met up with my friend for dinner and drinks.  We had dinner at his place, and then went to the bar his cousin owns called Shochu Bar Mizu.  His cousin was treating us that night, and insisted that I have the opportunity to try some of the finest and rarest wines available in Japan available at his bar.  For example, this beauty:


"Tamaekane" runs about $15 a glass.  The owner told me to order it by its name in English: Balls.

Later in the evening, after my best friend ditched me, this also happened:


The very very next day, I went sightseeing in Nagasaki again, this time with my good work friend.  Nagasaki is a big town, so there wasn't much overlap in my Nagasaki sightseeing trips.  We got to see the Peace Park which is pretty much where the bomb fell.


We also went to Glover Park, which is where some guy named Thomas Glover bought a bunch of land a long time ago and became famous, and they still keep up his historical house. He also had something to do with Madame Butterfly, and maybe some koi.


And here I am carrying a little person:



We ALSO went to see the night sky view of Nagasaki.  This is where Sumihiro and Izumi and I went too, but we went during the day.  My work friend and his wife and adorable daugter and I went after dark.  We parked low on the mountain and hiked nearly a mile to the top, only to reach the observatory JUST as the rain started coming down.  So we RAN out onto the roof and snapped a few quick pics and said "That's good.  You good?  I'm good."  Then we took a taxi back down to the car.


Compare that to the night sky view of Omura, which I was fortunate enough to see last night.


Not as bright, but still beautiful.  Of course my camera does't take great pictures...it looked quite a bit better than this in person.

I didn't know where to fit this photo in, but I'm at the end of my story now, so here it is, from the side of a public ash tray: